I promise to plant kisses like seeds on your body, so in time you can grow to love yourself as I love you.
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| — | Tyler Knott Gregson (via xshakeitout) |
my mom is seriously the epitome of not funny i don’t know how she gave birth to such a comedic genius
Lesbian: hey i just met you
Lesbian: and this is crazy
Lesbian: but i think we should cohabitate, my u-haul is parked out back, how do you feel about cats i really love tabby's i have two we're a little family looking for our missing piece we should get a dog let's re-do the kitchen all zen-like whaddya say....baby?
Other lesbian: *gets in u-haul and they drive off into the sunset together to live in perfect harmony for two weeks*
